You mean to tell me that Ken Paxton, known crook, is a crook?! Say it isn’t so!

Dude is a fucking crook, of course he won’t prosecute his friends.

He’s only interested in political stunt lawsuits that have no merit.

Fuck him and his two compadres, Abbot and Patrick. If they were on a burning boat, I would wave and send thoughts and prayers.

On second thought, I would lob Ted Cruz at them (from really far away) on the off chance his hurtling body, smashing into the boat, might put the fire out.