It’s canned in a factory that reeks of old cement and lubrication.

Sci-fi comedy predicting the future again.

In other news, travelers have began bottling air themselves, causing bottled air futures contracts to plummet in overnight trading and reach lows not seen since 2009

Yeah and you can buy a rattlesnake plushy in a can at the western store downtown.

Great, now President Scroob is going to come and suck it all up