PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]

Also I just … don’t like statues literally at all. I know I’m weird for this take (it’s not a take, really a preference), but like … why build a statue when you can build something functional or actually pretty? (Also I just realized your profile picture is a statue so don’t take it personally 😆.)

You: this sucks actually

I mean I fuck with the literal message, but … I am literally incapable of suspending my disbelief when it comes to the words of and . If someone other than and did it then I’d fuck with it (unless they’re monsters of the same order as and ).

Bad take my guy but its okay we all got 'em

I mean I can eat that 😆. If we all gotta have at least one shitty take, at least mine’s over some goofy statue and not something serious

I appreciate your charity, but actually the Statue of Liberty is Fr*nch and therefore trash. Also it’s really tiny in the context of New York Harbor and all the surrounding buildings.

I wish I could sue his church for having to share a world with Eric Batman

Please end us already.

PLEASE! COME AND END! ME!
🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸
REEEEEE!!!

Probably not healthy that this is my first thought when I think about AmeriKKKa 😅

Do we really need to drop an R-word here?

Not my picture lol, it’s an emoji on loan from the folks at Hexbear 😆

But I am very happy with it, I just wished AmeriKKKa would banish itself to the fucking Shadow Realm so I wouldn’t have to post it.

Nope, they know that patriots are worth less than used toilet paper, and wipe their ass with patriots as needed to force everyone else into their vile agenda

Sounds like someone that knows they could be killed lose their Treats™ if they say something wrong, but doesn’t have the soul to die lose their Treats™ for what’s right.

Good, then fucking go broke and resign yourself to the dustbin of history where you belong

is truly the most ignorant and least serious culture in all of history.

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Good, I hope he takes it