The suspect stole the vehicle after the delivery man left the key in the ignition in the German town of Sinsheim, police said. The employee had to jump out of the vehicle to escape the van’s cargo compartment.
Thief steals driver
Why leave breadcrumbs when you can leave entire loafs to mark the way
Bread, check. Cheese, check. Wine better be next otherwise, these criminal masterminds are only halfway to having a good time.
Stealing wine is a mugs game. Stealing the wine trees right out of the ground is where it’s at. Infinite wine glitch!
I’m too lazy and that sounds like hard work. Much rather roll a few barrels down a street :D
So… accidental carjacking?
And maybe additional kidnapping charges?
Okay. Someone steals a Car. Drives around and drops a lot of Bread. And then leaves the car and the suspect escapes unseen.
Is it just me or does this read like a Pigeon who just dumped Bread in the Streets so she can eat it? 🐦
Capitalism times report: Bakery profits from volunteer drivers.
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