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Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Woman paid £3k after police laugh at her sex toys

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Woman paid £3k after police laugh at her sex toys

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Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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Suffolk Police officers laughed at Essex woman's sex toys
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A woman is paid £3,500 in compensation after officers act unacceptably during a search of her home.
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    I bet she’s gonna buy so many sex toys with that money. I hope she does. (In a positive, not-creepy way.)

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      Would you rather cum from a bunch of toys for $3K total or one $3K sex toy that should in theory be mind blowing?

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          How could there be 10,000 different kicks

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            Cue montage of Bubba from Forest Gump listing all 10,000 types of kicks.

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              Roundhouse kick, side kick, chop kick, kick stew…

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                Donkey kick, trapdoor kick, rising kick, jumping rising kick, jumping rising tornado kick…

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            10 angles @ 10 speeds @ 10 heights @ 10 follow-ups

            10,000 kicks

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            That’s the fun part. They aren’t all necessarilly effective.

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              any boot to the head is effective

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            look into tae kwon do. they got two punches and so many godsdamned kicks.

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              Studied it for years. There’s like 50

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                fun! i had an NTA senior 1st black accreditation back in my early 20s. that was long enough ago i only remember the 1st white form and bits and pieces of a few of the other lower belts. who was yours through?

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          Bruce contradicts himself a lot - elsewhere he says “a punch is just a punch. A kick is just a kick.” He also advises you to learn the form, and then forget the form.

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        Easy answer there, the women have already spoken (pictured: sybian inventor Dave Lampert).

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          Never looked into the inventor of these things. Was not expecting English Mr Rogers.

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          *typing*

          $1500!?

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            I mean, sure, a little pricey, but some chairs cost as much and they’re not specifically designed to make baby squirt like a startled octopus.

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            I’ve seen these things in action. They’re worth it.

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        The 3k one but only if it comes with replaceable parts. I wouldn’t want to keep using it after it gets too crusty.

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        Yes.

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