“I tell you again, it is easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of Heaven.” -Christ
Charlie “Empathy is Evil” Kirk?
Yes. Remember, they worship Supply Side Jesus, not the described in the Bible.
Angry Jesus. He is out beating up the gays right now.
“13th Disciple” is code for “2nd Judas”
Charlie would be wrestling that guy for the bag of silver coins.
I grew up religious and don’t think I’d heard that. Is it a Catholic thing?
Holy fuck, I am so sick of this.
Come on, a Palestinian man preaching love and compassion ? The whole lot of them would call him a communist terrorist…
If Jesus came back and came to America, he would be shot within 10 minutes of opening his mouth and 100 years later a new religion would be started with a Glock as it’s symbol.
Who says their God hasn’t already tried to come back dozens of times but he keeps getting bombed because he’s middle eastern
What if the Messiah is like the avatar cycle and every generation the Messiah comes back to teach the world shit.
And lo, Charles did look down upon the leper, and he did pronounce “ugh, get a job!”
Republicans pretending to be “Christians” never ceases to amuse
If you think Jesus got pissed with the money lenders at the temple he would have completely lost his shit with Charlie Kirk. Even Judas would have been grossed out.
Nah Judas was literally stealing from charity
children with cancer charity? if so, he is president material
LOL
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
Reality is meaningless to these people. They just make up whatever, it’s a massive circlejerk.
At what point do you admit that you’re just licking assholes?
Judas 2: Electric Bugaloo
Much like Judas.
Hell, surprisingly, still has room for these fuckers.
wut
He wouldn’t have needed 30 pieces of silver.
