• I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    1 day ago

    > be me
    > have money
    > like “i can get away with pedophilia” money
    > can get any woman i want
    > lil’ me won’t get hard
    > gold digger says it’s ok, i can hear her laugh
    > everyone giggles when i’m around
    > hear rumors of how i was cheated by every gf and wife
    > time to fix this shit
    > coke’n cialis combo
    > get dick surgery
    > get ready for the pornstar dick, bitches!
    > unlicensed medics
    > forgot to tell them i was high af
    > die in surgery\