AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoTrump receives trophy as he’s named ‘Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal’www.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square76linkfedilinkarrow-up1480arrow-down13
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minus-squareJack_Burton@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoDanielle Smith already sorted this for you though, Albertans don’t need public education anymore. All she had to do was label CO2 a "foundational nutrient for all life on Earth” and bam! No longer a pollutant. Easy-peasy.
minus-squareCruxifux@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoShe also told us that smoking actually makes you less likely to have cancer. Ironically, it pissed me off so much that I’ve started smoking more to alleviate the stress.
Danielle Smith already sorted this for you though, Albertans don’t need public education anymore. All she had to do was label CO2 a "foundational nutrient for all life on Earth” and bam! No longer a pollutant. Easy-peasy.
She also told us that smoking actually makes you less likely to have cancer.
Ironically, it pissed me off so much that I’ve started smoking more to alleviate the stress.