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minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up92arrow-down3·2 months agoStay away from windows, comrade.
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49arrow-down2·2 months agoAnd poisonous frogs only found in the Amazon
minus-squareSippyCup@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down2·2 months agoAnd walk faster than anyone with an umbrella.
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down2·2 months agoAnd Don’t fly on any planes near Russia airspace.
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·2 months agoOr drink tea.
minus-squareharmbugler@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·2 months agoOr touch door handles
minus-squaredubyakay@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·2 months agoOr get pranked by two separate women at the airport.
minus-squarenorthface@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·2 months agoOr get dust blown in your face.
minus-squareRandom_Character_A@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down2·2 months agoDon’t wear underpants
minus-squarevenusaur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down3·2 months agoDon’t drink anything
minus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(old account, migrated to Piefed)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·2 months agoUnfortunately, VX also works on your face
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·2 months agoApply directly to the forehead.
minus-squarevenusaur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down2·2 months agoOr they can shoot you with a poison dart
minus-squarezr0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down2·2 months agoOh they will just construct a building around him instead. Just to throw him out.
minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 months agoA very minecraft murder method, I like it.
Stay away from windows, comrade.
And poisonous frogs only found in the Amazon
And walk faster than anyone with an umbrella.
And Don’t fly on any planes near Russia airspace.
Or drink tea.
Or touch door handles
Or get pranked by two separate women at the airport.
Or get dust blown in your face.
or open your mail
Don’t wear underpants
Don’t drink anything
Unfortunately, VX also works on your face
Apply directly to the forehead.
Or they can shoot you with a poison dart
Oh they will just construct a building around him instead. Just to throw him out.
A very minecraft murder method, I like it.