mrdown@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoIran could develop nuclear suicide bomb vests, claims JD Vancewww.9news.com.auexternal-linkmessage-square212linkfedilinkarrow-up1530arrow-down110
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minus-squareKulunkelBoom@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoWhen will this lying sack of shit starting painting his face orange?
minus-squaresmeenz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoHis tongue is already stained orange
minus-squareFistingEnthusiast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoThat was an image I definitely didn’t need Well done, it takes a lot to make me gag
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoA new American tradition: all incoming Presidents must paint their entire body orange
minus-squareagingelderly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months ago Nah, not their entire body, that would look too natural
minus-squareKulunkelBoom@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months ago…have a mushroom shaped micro penis, lie profusely with every exhale, shit themselves several times a day, and find themselves busy work being the president of Venezuela and robbing America blind. Resumes now being accepted.
When will this lying sack of shit starting painting his face orange?
His tongue is already stained orange
That was an image I definitely didn’t need
Well done, it takes a lot to make me gag
A new American tradition: all incoming Presidents must paint their entire body orange
Nah, not their entire body, that would look too natural
…have a mushroom shaped micro penis, lie profusely with every exhale, shit themselves several times a day, and find themselves busy work being the president of Venezuela and robbing America blind.
Resumes now being accepted.