Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agoSmart underwear tracking flatulence may give new clues about digestive healthedition.cnn.comexternal-linkmessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down16
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minus-squareDeme@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·9 days agoImagine the opportunities for marketing and insurance analytics that we and our 758 partners could do with that data once these become normalized…
minus-squareBluegrass_Addict@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·9 days agoI’ll wear shirts as underwear before this junk… corporate logo facing inwards of course. these companies deserve nothing but the best I can make.
minus-squareaarch0x40@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 days agoThis is an inroads to designer farts. 💨 💨 💨
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minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 days agoThe environmental benefits! All that methane can be ignited and burned at the source!
Imagine the opportunities for marketing and insurance analytics that we and our 758 partners could do with that data once these become normalized…
I’ll wear shirts as underwear before this junk… corporate logo facing inwards of course. these companies deserve nothing but the best I can make.
I’ll learn to make my own.
This is an inroads to designer farts. 💨 💨 💨
New Glade Aszpouri scents just dropped!
$1000 per injection available exclusively from Bozo Nordisk.
The environmental benefits!
All that methane can be ignited and burned at the source!