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minus-squaremeat@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·1 month agoRight? Apparently hallucinating in a coma that Jesus’s manly body is the only reality will get you on Fix News.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoonly if it’s the right jesus. my sil hallucinated a different jesus and never got a book written about her. was pissed off about it until the day she died. i kept telling her she needed to write it herself, but nope! too much work.
minus-squareZarobi@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoCan we hear about this different Jesus? It sounds interesting. Don’t meant to pry if it’s a sensitive topic, though.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoIt was just mormon Jesus. Nothing special. No eye lasers.
minus-squareSeralth@piefed.seralth.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoAww the eye lasers are the best part.
Right? Apparently hallucinating in a coma that Jesus’s manly body is the only reality will get you on Fix News.
only if it’s the right jesus. my sil hallucinated a different jesus and never got a book written about her. was pissed off about it until the day she died. i kept telling her she needed to write it herself, but nope! too much work.
Can we hear about this different Jesus? It sounds interesting. Don’t meant to pry if it’s a sensitive topic, though.
It was just mormon Jesus. Nothing special. No eye lasers.
Aww the eye lasers are the best part.