Don’t fucking help us! Your lives are in danger here! Especially in the shit hole that is Texas.

Given the demographic they are going after, I wouldn’t be at all surprised to find out that a few people named Jesus got sent to CECOT already

You’d enjoy Vintage Story. It started as the Vintage Craft mod, but it got too big for MC. Still in early access, but already a great game, with a built in modding API

Had to reread that headline 3 times to not have my brain turn “presidential castle,” into “presidential cattle.”

Most people cannot ride a bike at anywhere close to the speeds that an e-bike can hit. I pass professional cycling teams daily on my e-bike because I can do 20mph. The average professional cyclist seems to struggle to maintain 15+mph. I only get passed by a normal bicycle maybe once every few months, and those guys and gals have gastrocnemius’ that are about as big as my waist. My current e-bike has just under 2500 miles on the odo, my previous one blew up at just over 11,000 miles. Oh, and technically both e-bikes could do 25 mph, that just wears out the motor in less than 1000 miles.

Regular bikes don’t have a motor. E-bikes and e-scooters do have a motor. Some regulation on e-bikes may be needed, but regular bikes have been regulated as much as is needed. Maybe a helmet law, but even that seems unnecessary.

You’re fine he’s just looking for Henrietta

Nature bats last.

You have far greater knowledge of interspecies animal husbandry than I have ever pondered, or wanted to know

I thought anteaters with that snout, but sure.

These ones don’t look that spry

Take out the oil industry, and all defence contractors and every military can no longer function.

Yeah, but that’s all for local gumbo production, oh and Zataran’s.

/s

At least in D&D the good and evil dragons do have a use for it.

The evil dragons eat it just before they die. If they don’t show up with enough gold in hell, then Tiamat/Takhisis eats their souls.

The good dragons use it to fund various parts of their chosen civilization/ city/ town. So a gold dragon may create a perpetual trust to fund the defence force of a kingdom, or a silver dragon may fund a museum or theater.

I haven’t come across any material that says what the neutral dragons use it for, other than a bed. Apparently when you’re that big, gold is quite soft and comfy.

Chicken Tikka Masala was invented in Scotland, by a Scottish chef of Indian descent, in the 1970s. Cleopatra ate curry.

https://youtu.be/zt10iMRWg20

Whether or not Russia’s nukes are functional is immaterial. They know that they don’t know which ones work. They also know they no longer have MAD on their end. All they can do is saber rattle with them, because if they ever try to use them, they know that there is a very good chance that the nukes will fail to detonate, for a variety of reasons, and the immediate retaliation from every other nuclear power, except China, would be the end of Russia.

Thank you!

Polonium would be way funnier

In their eyes, yes. They are deluded idiots that refuse to acknowledge actual science because it hurts their feelings.

I would bet anything that they are trying to reduce the global population, partially because they believe we are overpopulated, partly to kill as many not white people as they can.