He had to cancel his son’s wedding? Wow, he must be suffering almost as much as everyone living in Gaza. Too bad this is just a thing that happens, it’s not like there’s a single person who can just stop the whole thing…

A republican being anti-Fox News? That’s a bold strategy.

Actual museum curators track these kind of events, and have budgets to re-collect them later. That’s how we found the new chapter of Gilgamesh a few years ago. It was unidentified in Iraq museum, stolen during the 2003 invasion, then bought by a curator for less than $1000.

According to the latest reports, he still doesn’t know they happened because he regularly doesn’t attend his own security briefings. Not to worry though, he’ll be fully briefed this evening when Fox and Friends covers it tonight.

Dang, France is really about to take away the one thing that the USA has always been ahead of them on.

I’d be down for some R rated Star Wars…as long as Ryan Reynolds has nothing to do with it…

Don’t worry, that was the appropriate reaction.

It would probably take an actual miracle for an anti-pedophile pope to be elected.

The number of combat defeats of the F-18 is somewhere in the single digits, so you gotta take what you can get.

Literally my first thought when I saw news about Putin’s truce proposal was “What kind of psychopath is gonna propose and break a truce on Easter?”

Yes, the supreme court ruled that any “official act” of the president is legal, so unless the supreme court wants to either

1. Undo that ruling, or
2. Rule that this isn’t an official act,

Then Trump is 100% in the clear.

I have good news though, you don’t actually have to move to China to avoid watching Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning. You can in fact avoid it from any country.

Good thing they didn’t say Fr*nce!

Python does not need to be compiled, have you ever used it?

Can you please articulate why Python and Bash are so different in your eyes?

Those are the Nederland’s scientists, it’s kind of a critical component of the offer (obviously). You still have a chance to be part of the program, but you have to get there FAST.

“If you don’t make news for the weekend, then the news agencies will, and we haven’t outlawed free press yet”

- The Trump Party Platform

Cut out the middle man. I just started roasting raw beans. Costs less than half as much as I was paying before and tastes better than I’ve ever had before.

THE GOOSE IS LOOSE!

“We can’t merge states with Canada because what if we tried with <third largest state with largest city in either country>?”

Your logic here is flawless.