“Pwease pwease US, pwease help us defend ourselves! It’s self defense! We’re just poor poor innocent Israel trying to defend ourselves from the dirty invading barbarian hoards!”

like a corrupted judge, who can let his buddies off free

US “judge” Cannon enters the chat.

(VOLT). Not affiliated btw, but they sparked my interest.

Intentional or not, I’m here for it lol

Guys you just don’t understand… How is Israel supposed to fight Hamas when they’re hiding in cans of vegetables!? It’s not Israels fault that Hamas uses sandwiches to hide their operations in!

He’s also trying to help make that happen

People are such scumbags on Amazon. If you aren’t paying attention and just quickly go to rebuy something like deodorant (like I just did) you can end up spending over $50 for 2 sticks… I had to actually go to the manufacturers page to find what I was looking for as I guess they changed packaging and all the assholes are charging insane prices for the “old style” package.

Their Facebook feeds will be absolutely hilarious.

“They aren’t respecting my second amendment rights!!” As they live in a completely different country…

One can only hope

Pretty much. These platforms right wingers take over are propaganda dissemination devices, not entirely “for profit” enterprises anymore.

“Sir! Sir! We’ve got to be prepared, we’ve carefully crunched the numbers and the results are bad! We’ve gone from I don’t know, maybe? to a coin toss!!”

Oh this is going to work well!

“Asafum was arrested on charges of eating toast on a camel in the forest as the Argentinian constitution shows in article 69420 to be the most heinous of crimes. Brought to you by GoogmetopenAIsandwitch GPT.”

Eventually!?

Eff that, vote for me I already disappoint everyone!

:P

I kind of hate that the US “founding fathers” were kind of right in their assessment that the “common person” is wayyyyyy too fucking stupid and too easily swayed by propaganda to be trusted to vote.

I can’t say I agree with their conclusion that only rich people deserve to vote though. Not sure what the right path is :(

Propaganda, “charisma,” and absolutely no filter, but mostly propaganda…

It doesn’t, that’s the “joke.” It’s Isreal and the wests “go to” argument for when they pull this b.s is Palestine :(

We have a similar problem where I live… It became a rich person vacation spot like 15 years ago and now they’re ruining the town… They buy up the shops, but gut them from being geared towards those that live here to just throw away vacation trinket shops and stupidly overpriced restaurants that all close from fall to spring. They buy all the available housing so they can spend two fucking weeks a year in the house…

I can absolutely empathize with these people. At least here, these rich fucking tourists are literal locusts. No one but themselves benefit: they made a closed system that their money circulates in and all the working people have to leave which ALSO benefits the wealthy as their homes become available to buy… Of course too expensive for us to afford, but what’s $1+million for a 2 week vacation spot for an obscenely wealthy person…

Usually it’s more like “HAMAS hideout successfuly destroyed! Slight collateral damage has reduced pediatric care capacity. Israel says sowwy, send more bombs though.”

You don’t understand, HAMAS was in there!

…wait wrong one.

From what I understand bibi won’t let this end until he’s safe from prosecution for his previous crimes (that I don’t know enough about) and supposedly the law protects him as long as the country is in a state of war. That would also explain their desire to expand their conflict into Lebanon and continue to be in a state of war.

Selfish mother fucker. Gets thousands upon thousands of people killed so he can get himself a “get out of jail free” card…

That all makes too much sense so obviously that’s not what we’re going to get.

We’re going to get whatever makes the assholes in power the most money and whatever keeps bibi out of trouble as his legal troubles are postponed untill “major operations are over.”