minus-squareBakedtaint@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump claims US has total control over strait of Hormuz after Iran seizes two container shipslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 months agoHey guys I have full control of Uranus. No one can access Uranus without my approval. linkfedilink
minus-squareBakedtaint@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons bannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoWe’ve all been there linkfedilink
minus-squareBakedtaint@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Florida schools will test armed drones this fall to thwart shooterslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 months agoSo do they just circle over the school until the shooter has killed everyone and leaves the building? linkfedilink
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