You could also argue that this was a very old man. Is god asleep at the wheel?

It’s an aspirational brand that is the result of a carefully curated public image. Tesla are notable for their litigation propensity, dubious technical claims and avoidance of benchmarking, e.g., JD Power.

I’ve sat next to many a passenger who was dead from the neck upwards.

Good news if true. Setting and defending personal boundaries is essential in any relationship and especially dealing with a narcissist. It’s not that different at the international scale.

That growth is disproportionately benefiting the ultra wealthy so this is good news. I’m sure they will change their ways and not retreat to their NZ bunkers.

Meanwhile they are getting fucked in the actual war.

America still behaves like it’s in the colonial era. It is the country that has been invading sovereign nations, sabotage and economic warfare. Nobody likes a bully.

I thought Dubai was trying to create tourist resorts? Can’t think of a worse advert. These people are essentially cave dwelling desert nomads from the bronze age who no one would have heard of if not for our oil addiction. Another failed former colony of the British.

An institution like the EU is always going to be vulnerable to bigots and idiots in large numbers. The EU is also often viewed as an impediment to big business. Their values are not the same and I’m glad about that.

Stylish and protected, nice combo

Anglophones do be loving their cars but the real problem is cyclists riding on pavements. Have you got any idea how dangerous that is? Only the other day I took a picture of my pumpkin spiced latte and caused a multiple pedestrian pile up.

The French show us the correct path.

We spend more in healthcare in our last year of life than we do in our the rest of our lives combined.

Why are we spending a fortune proping up these old wrecks when their quality of life is already shit?

It’s the topic nobody wants to talk about. We want to live in the fantasy land where we can keep going forever.

It didn’t sound like that to me. Americans meddling in other countries is par for the course.

Former colonial powers are accused of doing colonial stuff again. Obviously China is the bad guy for attempting to prevent this violation.

‘Lone wolf’ like the time Assange embarrassed the Americans with evidence of their crimes and a rape victim magically appears only to disappear again seven years later. The Americans are the real global terrorist organisation.

Carrying a huge rucksack which makes an odd ticking noise.

The Americans are the sinister and mendacious psychopaths of international diplomacy. It’s much less nuanced and not very interesting.

Iranian diplomacy operates along the lines of a Jinn. Every move feels like a Faustian bargain. You ask the Jinn for a giant penis and it gives you a giant penis attached to your head, then disappears in a puff of smoke.

They like to cha-cha real smooth. But not too smooth.