“Free market” and “small government” my fucking ass dude.

So we’re deciding gender = sex? Got it….

Where’s that meme of Obama being given a medal by none other than… Obama?

I for one support my state becoming part of Canada

I know my state would find a way to ban this shit. They hate anything that prevents needless suffering.

“According to our test, you perform sports too well for a woman” is all this feels like it boils down to.

“You will become part of the US.”

two days later…

“Bro my egg prices are high, can you help a brotha out?”