Deport all those Mexicans in Venezuela back to, uh, somewhere!

/s

Please don’t set the orbit path over my home for when it inevitably starts falling apart.

“I swear, this is our last imperialist incursion into another sovereignty if you respect us by giving us the land we encroached upon and other economic rewards for having done it. Pinky swear!”

I’ll get out my good loin cloth.

Snakes for everyone. Everywhere.

Curious to see what it’s like in 40 years when the world is ruled by Australians.

Kinda gives new meaning to the term “war hero”.

Nice try but you’re not going to out-stupid our head of state. 🫡🇺🇸🤡

BYO casing + powder but the slug is provided free and with fast delivery.

Appreciate the precision. My point is, life doesn’t fall apart without your preferred brand of whiskey/vodka/chicken sandwich/whatever. Principles are more important.

I love a good whiskey but if every single one of my favorite distilleries went fascist, I could drink Canadian Club for the rest of my life and be fine.

Euphemisms at least indicate shame.

There do seem to be some cracks there but he’s still been an incredible purchase for Putin.

My Russian is rusty, but here’s a rough translation: “We invaded Ukraine and have had our asses kicked thoroughly and dramatically, but we would still like to win and take a bunch of their territory.”

I might have missed a conjugation or two.

HELL YES. 🎉

The stupidest part is that of fucking COURSE there are zero tariffs if you move to the US, because tariffs are BY DEFINITION placed on imports. There’s no limit to the fuckery he can apply to you domestically, it’s just guaranteed not to be called “tariffs”.

So he skipped shorting TSLA and just shorted the actual Swastikar instead?

As an American, I am not an accelerationist, but I am somewhat darkly satisfied to see the military industrial complex reach the Find Out stage.

Amanita minute to get ready for some real talk in this thread.

You seem like a fungi