What employees?

Oh wait, Microsoft had them arrested and fired them.

So we solve the housing problem by lowering our standards instead of ending the game played by billionaires with us as pawns?

Gotta love how they decry DEI yet love parading around people of color they can convince to shill their hate.

The Venn diagram is starting to disagree more and more these days.

Bizarre, but charming. I’ll have to look into it.

The 2011 movie was hilariously bad, but if you go in with that expectation and preferably an altered mental state of your choice, it’s actually really fun. It’s begging to be turned into a drinking game or five.

The 2011 Paul W. S. Anderson adaptation (in 3D!), on the other hand, goes so far off the rails so fast that you see a Musketeer-ninja rock a rapid-fire crossbow and pre-Cousteau SCUBA gear I think before you even get to the title card. It’s a stupid, stupid movie and the absolute best kind of terrible, in my opinion.

Though I will say, as I left the theater dizzied by the honest to god airship cannon battle at the end of the film, I looked up the absurd plot and character names only to find that it was significantly more true to the book in overall story arc (ignoring the, ah, embellishments) than many other adaptations have been. Huh.

Mormon culture is prevalent in Utah, and for some reason they have a peculiar obsession with weird names and spellings.

Defendant’s first name checks out.

(Kouri)

State parks that now hand you a fucking glamour shot of a pedophile as a ticket and bar you from defacing it while that selfsame pedophile sells the oiliest parts of said nature to the highest bidder.

I try. The world needs more chaotic good.

It says you need some kind of documented evidence but I’m sure that’s pretty easy to gin up for a lot of people.

Time to start looking up every white-ass right-wing voter in the state that has a second home or spends early November out of state this year and challenge their registration 91 days before the 2028 election.

Cartels are bad! But also let’s kick refugees out of the country to be fed to them.

The only thing quiet about it has been the avoidance of the word “annex”.

Is there such a thing as a lawsuit where both parties can lose?

Maybe instead of heckling them out of restaurants, we should use those moments to record them removing their masks so we can connect them to their crimes?

They misspelled the word “accurate” in the title as “horrible”

Oh, damn. Thanks for the clarification. Google still fucking sucks.

Good. Google fucking sucks.

This is burning an unbelievably valuable brand in the furnace to power a train that’s already on fire.