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Oh yeah, I forgot about the whole jet-setting billionaire thing.

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Just…

God damn…

Fuck.

I even rode my bike to work, recycled, composted, avoided air conditioning, switched everything to LED, all that shit.

At least the stock market got to experience record profits for decades on end?

Stop giving them reasons to, fuckwit.

I’ll believe it when it happens

Maybe he should conserve Russia’s energy and get the fuck out of Ukraine.

Meh, he’s been in much better. Those are just OK heist movies.

Big oil attacking deez nuts

Russia lost in Afghanistan so, cool!

Disgusting, but yeah, totally plausible for Putin’s regime.

I like to try and be optimistic!

PUTIN FOR DEFENESTRATION, 2024!

You say that, but they did nothing to stop ISIS terrorists from murdering people despite warnings from other countries about what their own intelligence agencies found. Kinda seems like their intelligence capabilities might not be as great as they are purported to be.

The human compulsion to Push The Button is strong.

The UA seems to have pretty good reach these days, I wouldn’t be surprised if they delivered justice packed into a Cessna, attached to some drones, etc. or maybe some Russians who are fed up with being ground to dust for the oligarch’s profit will take action.

Those rich assholes aren’t as safe as they might like to think.

Great way to make sure I never buy a Roku TV!

Can do!

By dying in stupid but amusing ways, like ringing a doorbell on a tree and being turned into red mist?

You really think they actually read them?

What good is the law if it is not enforced?

God damn, that’s awful. Pretty messed up that the people and companies that lied to us for over 50 years about climate change not only aren’t held accountable, but still getting richer and richer by actively making the problems worse. We’ll see more and more human beings lost as things continue to get worse (especially in places where the weather is unprecedented and aren’t built to withstand that kind of weather).