Finally an article that made me believe I was reading the onion

That koolaid starts lookin real tasty to some folks doesn’t it?

Time to start padding out the products with sawdust again

There are many keepers of the poop knife lore, but none so innovative as you my friend. Get this person a promotion!

Whoops! You misspelled serfs!

Actually tho. Conservative politicians be pushing that pro-life shit cause of religion but also because they want to maintain their cheap labor force that they’ve sold the idea of “freedom” to

Capitalists crave that mineral