Bibi’s comments boiled down, “if you love them so much, you take them.”

This announcement is de facto recognising a Palestinian state, they will have to wait until September to de jure recognise the state (thankyou CK2 for explaining that distinction.)

Cue a bottle of russian vodka being delivered to Pete’s office

It’s not really the championship trophy if you didn’t earn it. Also when Chelsea eventually lose they’ll know how to take L with actual supertankers sportsmanship

Well the Australian Liberal party (actually right wing) kicked him out for being too much of a dicked soooo yeah