Most expected, least satirical title.

No.

I get that and appreciate the explanation.

But at least to me this doesn’t read as satirical in the least. Which has been a trend for awhile. Nottheonion has become politics2 because people are just posting anything. The comments reflect the same. I haven’t seen anyone say “Oop, you got me” in months.

How is this even remotely onion-like?

The Big O

Are people even trying to post stuff relevant to the community anymore?

Anything to distract from Epstein.

Illegal? They’ve never heard the word.

Since when during this admin was legality considered?

I know one way this wouldn’t be a thing…

Because he’s a fucking moron.

Just look at whoever he was most recently talking to. He’ll magically mirror their opinions.

Well, there goes THAT report…

Is this where I mention antifa and trans people?

It’s pickled to perfection already.

Why not all three?