The entire scam of unlimited PTO is that the company doesn’t have to pay out any unused time when you leave.

It certainly doesn’t increase the time off you get while still at the company. Studies show people take less time when it’s unlimited.

Next up: a full congressional investigation into Wikipedia

Can I get an enthusiastic fuck Ken Paxton?

I don’t know why we’re even remotely concerned with some businessmen, well respected in their communities, conducting perfectly reasonable financial transactions when just last week, I saw a BROWN person in an orange grove, taking all the jobs from “the blacks” and forcing them into poverty!

Heavy /s though with use of actual sound bites from our burgeoning overlords.

I archived this cancerous bloated paywalled shit show of a website just on principle

https://archive.md/5qN2M

Hundred percent that thing shows up at high school football games to wild cheers

Do you think we can associate that phrase with Google searches for Stephen Miller like they did with Santorum a while ago?

I keep think that Trump’s the immediate threat but wait until some coagulated cum trickle like Stephen Miller is the candidate.

Looks like he lives in the US. He’d better be careful if the Cheeto takes power. Donny would love to send him to his Russian piss buddy in the Kremlin.

Must be tough finding pants with eight or ten legs (depending on how you categorize the two arms and eight tentacles)

Dress codes have always been prohibitively expensive. When I was a young man getting my occupational feet wet in the nineties it was pretty much, “We’re gonna pay you three dollars an hour and we require three piece suits at all times.”

Do you think the UK sometimes sits up late at night with a bottle of whisky and stalks the EU on social media?

Texas woman standing up for herself? Damn, she’s gonna end up as a victim of “self deletion”.

He should be more like Peter who refused to imitate Jesus and was thus crucified upside down.

Willy Wonka is furiously amending his payment contract with the oompa loompas right about now.

Won’t somebody think of the chocolate factory and its shareholders?

I grew up with our friend leaded gasoline. Please pardon my ever increasing dementia.

This is our version of ancient Romans using lead based makeup

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Always use Linux to file paperwork in Russia.

Windows will be the death of you over there.

There was a giggle quality to that old nineties brick weed that the modern stuff just doesn’t have.

The experience went from, “that stain in the carpet is hilarious. Who threw my burrito against the wall?” to, “the cosmic, like, existence, is, whoa, did I think that? I can’t find my face.”

Modern stuff is so potent that I can’t stay conscious on even the smallest of hits. Great for sleep aid, useless for doing anything.

Sometimes I just wanna laugh at Ren and Stimpy while I’ve got a pile of cheeseburgers in a feed bag strapped around my neck, you know?