“WEAR YOUR ***SOCK WITH PRIDE FOR ONLY 1.7 DAYS WORTH OF PAY”

-Created with Epstein in mind-

Only EngLAnD would keep themselves in this looney ass wacky predicament. I bet those single slice loving penguins are behind this.

Would it cost that much to replace these real penguins with robot penguins? Or even 3D projected penguins? Maybe even a rotating weekly gallery of different artifical penguin…things