“Never tell me the odds!”

It’s got hot werewolf man. I’m in.

Considering they’re going for patent infringement and not copyright infringement, it’s possible it just took this long for Nintendo’s legal department to find something even remotely tangible that they could sue over. And since they haven’t said what patents Palworld infringes on, I have to assume whatever it is, is very flimsy.

Elon’s a total Dick Wolfe.

Subnautica can straight up give you thlassophobia.

I always really liked Abbadox on NES.

MarioKart: Bowser

Smash: Solid Snake (or Link depending on which Smash Bros)

I dunno what the Kart says about me but I am pretty sure my Smash character says my snake is solid and I wanna play with your box.

I work in the middle atmosphere

The view from your office must be amazing.

Loved it; but I thought the ending was cheating. How was I supposed to solve that on my own?!

They’re both just rip offs of Agatha Christie’s 1939 novel “10 Little Indians.”

Strait through?

THPS: The RPG

I bet they’d produce some bomb ass bud though. It would also look pretty as fuck as each nug is meticulously sculpted into a tiny little bonsai.

Yeah. It’s a bit amateurish, but it’s a cheap game too. They clearly spent a lot more time on the writing and visuals but really my only heavy criticism is that there isn’t enough variety in how you play. There’s basically just 1 build and 1 set of viable weapons. But if you just wanna turn your brain off and blow things up, it’s an awesome game.

I just wall myself up inside with a gate and wait out the sieges. I also place two dogs outside the main entrance to catch kidnappers. Has the same effect without needing to mod the game or alter the settings.

Of course once I can build ballastas or make use of water/lava, I can set up winding paths with Dwarven Shotguns (basically using water pressure and garbage I can fire minecarts full of crap at high speeds) to obliterate trespassers.

The Ascent.

Bit of diablo, bit of Borderlands; good game but lacks variety and also has some insane jumps in the difficulty. Playing on Normal is hard enough with no extra payout. Hard is impossible unless you are absolutely perfect in execution. Might as well put it on Easy and just have fun endlessly blasting punks, mutants and machines because when you start dying in the first 2 seconds of every boss fight, it stops being fun.

Watch 'em fuck up and cut the wrong cable and now the entire country of Russia doesn’t have Internet access.

I never uninstalled Disco Elysium and I still can play it even though my subscription ended.

That is the beauty of these games; you only get told the story if you go looking for it. You can still play the entire game and even all the extra content and not have a single thing straight told to you that’s out of your control. Every time I go and play something else, the biggest frustration for me is that I’m just there for the game part, but it takes control away a lot just to give me half an hour of exposition to a story I’m not paying attention to.

A small home media server running off a raspberry pi could be that cheap.