Shamma llama dingdong!

Claiming he was attacked by a demon apparently didn’t get him enough attention.

Get your hands off me you damn dirty APE!

“I used to donate breast milk instead of money. Now OnlyFans lets me do both!”

If I just want to get rid of one book can I rent 1/30th of a shelf?

This article sparks so much thinking. First, dammit that guy snagged the illustrated book of cheeses before I got a chance to look at it. I’m sure I would have been in Japan at some point. Also my basement is way bigger than 570 sq ft. It’s mind-boggling that I could fit 364 bookshelves in there. Why am I so low on shelf space? My bad. Also it says most bookshops sell books that are popular because popular books make more money. Also some bookshops add a gym, and if the gym makes more money the gym becomes 90% of the shop, because that’s capitalism. So ok, why not use 90% of the bookshop to sell popular books since they make more money, and only rent out 10% of the shelves? In Bellevue WA there used to be a muffler shop where the owner setup a grill to make BBQ for lunch for his employees. It smelled so good, customers wanted to buy some, so he started selling BBQ, until eventually he turned the place into a restaurant (The Dixie Grill). The guy’s hot sauce, called “The Man” as in “meet the Man” was the hottest fucking thing I’ve ever tasted. edit: Dammit, I just checked, the Dixie Grill is gone. Sad.

The end.

First World Problem: Now you have to take the hats off your pets in Stardew Valley.

Keep 'em rolling!

Whew! Good thing the moral purity brigade shunned Kamala Harris.

Yeah the Orange Sack of Shit is useful to a lot of people.

In other news, Spain still has a King and Queen.

The fuck???

Ahaaa!

LOL let them wear MAGA hats if they want, it just flags them as idiots.

That figures - gotta keep those campaign financiers happy.

Blockading Cuba has never made sense. If communism is an inferior failed system that can’t compete with the freedom of Capitalism (cue heavenly sunbeams and angel choirs) why not leave Cuba alone and let nature take its course?

Fascism saved my buddy’s life in 'Nam, maaaaan.

Wow, yeah if only we had some alternative to Trump.