4. Own the politicians
5. Get bailouts
6. Avoid any legal or financial consequences

“Yes, we call it the ‘Agentic System Surveillance Holistic Observation Leveraging Enterprise’, or ASSHOLE for short”

aka ‘Productivity increase’

Productivity has increased for decades without much of it going to wage increases. Instead, it’s gone to the companies/shareholders

Overruled, and case dismissed.

The company had an obligation to maximise shareholder value.

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries,”

Blink twice if she’s in the room with you

I am not a financial advisor, and this is not financial advice.

Maybe you should check how much of your pension is invested where.

It can shock you how much of your money is invested in just 5 stocks.

Then talk to an advisor

I don’t get why they haven’t gone already.

If they don’t get their IPO off before the bubble pops, they might be losing out on a trillion with a capital T

Thanks Obama!

So he treats them like minors?

I had trouble with IVPN. They didn’t have many countries/servers, and ended up being blocked.

Currently on ProtonVPN, and seems to be OK so far.

You named it the “Patriot State Freedom Fest”.

What did you expect?

“And that’s why today I’ve put a 5000% tariff on the ICC. Nasty people. And they are banned from my press conferences too.”

Quantum computing + AI = ?

"And that’s why today I’m signing into law the Trump Nuclear Act. Some say it’s the greatest law of all time. Very smart people, even smarter AI. Elon tells me this will save billions, and I’m going to increase my dividend, let’s call it the ‘Nucular Peace Dividend’ to honor Bush, I don’t remember which one used to say ‘Nucular’, but I always liked that guy, and it made me think up how to say Chayyyyna.

CNN get out!"

idk, every atom bomb I’ve met has one purpose…

I was thinking about it in terms of a Vikings analogy.

It could be like Ivar the Boneless, or Bjorn Ironside.

But I guess either ways, you end up fucked.

Komrad, I hev meny blekmarket toykens fyor sale.

The umbrellas slow the descent for a soft landing.

Then he has a nice, relaxing cup of tea.

I’m sorry, but sometimes your kink should be shamed.