Jeremy Clarkson will have to rewrite the new season of Clarkson’s Farm…

He can always just pay a bribe make a donation and get a pardon.

His lawyers will keep digging up various vague laws etc so he can keep tariffs and wars going and the courts can’t keep up.

“Bike lanes and segregated bike paths infringe on my rights to run them over in my jacked up diesel spewing monster truck!”

It looks like a deformed and lifted DeLorean

Goddamit, I’m in!
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Fool me once yadayada, fool me 7,835,283 times again.

You forgot that Trump will pre-emptively pardon himself and everyone involved, and so nobody will ever be held accountable or face any consequences.

Yes! The trickle down will be enormous! /s

Yeah, the positi e results suggest it’s worth the risk, but they don’t say anything about the neutral or negative results.

It might be 40% chance of improvement and.60% chance of death from side-effects

Let the little birdies just Beat it!

This sounds great, and I’m happy for those who had good results.

But what happened to the other 102-43-28-15 = 16 patients? Because if they all spontaneously combusted after taking the treatment, that might change how you view things…

For a moment my brain thought:

“Is R-word = Republican? With a hard R?”

"Hello, Harambe, I’m President Donald J Trump, but you can call me Donald.

You know, a lot of people say you and I are alike. A lot of people, very smart people, some may even be smarter than me. They say we’re alike because we’re both big, strong, have great hair and huge hands.

But here you are eating ban-nan-nas. I don’t eat ban-nan-nas. Actually I don’t eat any type of fruit. Fruit is for pussies.

So, I’m gonna order in some hamberders. Have you ever had McDonalds, Harambe? Oh, it’s fabulous! You’ll love it, I promise you, Harambe."

Harambe kills himself.

They didn’t even make it red so we’d know it was a Ferrari lmao

I don’t know how you can tell if the flame survived the fire, or if the fire totally destroyed and has replaced the flame.

Duh! Everyone knows it’s the vaccines that do that.

Wait, or is it 5G? I get my conspiracies mixed up sometimes…

Oops

A normal car.

Then when the next idiot from the other side gets in, they’ll deny you a visa for having posted that lol