Thank goodness they don’t have any more important or pressing issues going on at the moment

This has me curious, not to derail the topic, but I always hear that ClamAV is the best way to go for Linux. Is there a free solution that you would recommend in place of it?

This particular OP tends to be fairly contentious, I’m surprised Beehaw didn’t ever take action on his account.

I kept the naming scheme I used when I was doing independent tech support: snack bars. People got a chuckle when they heard “Kit Kat was misbehaving”. So I kept it for my servers, Kit Kat, Toaster & Strudel, and Snickers