minus-squareOryxAndCake@slrpnk.nettoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Republican candidate says giraffes prove “You cannot be born gay"linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·15 days ago “You aren’t born liking dick. You choose to like dick, just like I’m choosing not to like dick. I don’t like dick, I don’t like dick, I don’t like dick, I don’t, I don’t, I don’t” He says to himself while gargling balls in a public restroom. linkfedilink
minus-squareOryxAndCake@slrpnk.nettoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Student pilot successfully lands plane after instructor jumps to death mid-flightlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·15 days agoI’m so glad I’m not alone in finding this so funny. linkfedilink
He says to himself while gargling balls in a public restroom.