Fresh meat volunteering for the front lines!

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I really shouldn’t joke, Putin might.

Hey, a turnip is probably worth more than the can’s recycling value, so he came out ahead!

Since we all know Global Warming is a hoax, obviously those mosquitoes were smuggled into Iceland by Antifa.

I know, right? Like even as a kid the idea that Robocop (with some dude melting and getting smashed into a flesh smoothy) was just as bad as seeing a woman’s boob was baffling. It still is as an adult.

Isn’t that the most American statement ever. Belligerent assholes walking around with automatic rifles and tacticool pseudo military gear from Ebay? What a patriotic display! A bunch of people without clothes just biking around? The most threatening thing I’ve seen yet!

*Looks around my rotten rental* Oh shit… am I a transphobe?

And we see that MAGA should actually stand for Make America Greatly Anemic.

One of the few things the US is still a world leader in is right wing crazy.

If this happens, I urge Zelensky not to drink any tea during this meeting.

And the sun!

Duh.

The funny thing is that with Trump sabotaging the US dollar migrant labor may just stop being a thing on it’s own.

My best guess is the shooter is either her father or a kid, you know dad goes native and answers the door with a gun now and whoops finger slipped. Or maybe the toddler next door got a hold of daddies pistol and pointed it at the woman in the neighbors lawn.

It seems like if it were the cops they’d just invoke qualified immunity, put the shooter on paid administrative leave and have the states budget pay off the coming lawsuit.

Maybe in this case it’s was blatant? Maybe it’s because it’s a pretty blond woman, which traditionally are rallying points for outrage?

I mean… I wouldn’t rule it out at this point.

It’s almost like repeatedly bullying and threatening a nation makes them less likely cut a deal with you. Weird.

Ailiuimiiniiuimi.

An amusing thought, I wonder if there’s some spammer/scammer out there who uses Grok as their chatbot of choice who’s sent out the “white genocide” slop?

"Dear grandma,

It’s me Timmy, I was involved in a car accident and need 500 dollars to cover my medical bills. It’s too early to prove or disprove that my accident was caused by the ongoing white genocide in South Africa. Unfortunately due to songs like “Kill the Boer” this payment needs to be in in Amazon gift cards. All in all white genocide is a controversial topic with many opposing view points.

Love,

Timmy the Boer"

Can China even really be considered Communism anymore? I mean I’m pretty sure Marx would have something to say about a country which produces so many billionaires.

I was really unprepared for how stupid the future would be.