Poondant

Well, that takes Microsoft out of the equation.

Dear Lula, imagine what it’s like to be a citizen here. :|

Sounds like he’s trying to abort something…

And there it is, the correct term for what this is…

Performance

Translation: Trump just found out that the following countries exist, and aren’t populated by white people: Afghanistan; Myanmar, Chad; Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Haiti, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Yemen, Burundi, Cuba, Laos, Sierra Leone, Togo, Turkmenistan, and Venezuela.

Let me consider this. I’ve considered this, go fuck yourself.

Jones sacrificed too much of his integrity,

You have to have integrity to sacrifice it.

“Does autocorrect cry when I don’t use its corrections?”

Why not? He’s been making up his competency this whole time.

Still not a drag performer.

“Papers, please”

Boo-fucking-hoo

The only response type he knows how to make. Words are hard.