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Archived version of the WSJ piece mentioned in the article.

“Refuse airport bodyscan searches!”

“Because they’re a means of privacy invasion and demostrates the TSA’s pointless existence yet dangerous power?”

“No, becuase they’ll turn you into a sausage-loving twink!”

Because AI is going to fuck us in the ass with no protection.

From the article:

The commerce secretary added on X that he and Treasury secretary Scott Bessent “sat with the President while he wrote one of the most extraordinary Truth posts of his Presidency”

Next time I’m feeling down, I’ll just remember that someone felt the need to post on Xitter that he helped Trump write down his best posts on some shit social.

A shame on the memory and legacy of Michael Collins and James Connolly.

You fuckers had one job. ONE JOB!

Just one caveat: they can only target cars.