80 something year old head of state dies

It isn’t Trump

Keep trying, Universe. You’ll get there eventually.

It took Lincoln hours to die. Getting shot in the head isn’t as instant of a death as most people think.

Not to mention the Strait of Hormuz. (Didn’t he literally try to rename THAT the Strait of America too?)

He’s a professional loser. This is what he does best.

That, and rape little girls.