I also want to punch MAGAs and their dorky red hats, but you don’t really get to tell them to remove them. That’s their dumb fucking choice. Not worth getting booted off a plane for. Your energy would be better spent walking past them multiple times during the flight to fart.
Worst condom I found was hanging from the handle of an electrical box at my elementary school. We were kind of sort of confused about what it may or may not be, so we did the right thing and prodded it with a stick, causing it to break and spew a soupy yellow mess onto the side of the electrical box.