More ‘backed by Iran’ before

“We did it Patrick”

Feeling some variation of this

But not in libraries in actual America

Another nottheonion worthy story https://coloradosun.com/2025/07/22/jared-polis-pedestrian-bridge-poll-results/

Just look at it. Bridge to nowhere over grass

“I feel very grateful,” said Beltrán. “The Mexican president should be praised to the skies for showing such concern and courage.”

Yes thanks Mexico. And to the US this is what losing power looks like

What are you talking about? No, no Zionist wants a two state solution, that’s the opposite of what Zionism is

We don’t take kindly to nuance round these parts

Can we get much higher?

so high

that’s cool. UBI next!

The six Republicans who voted in favour of the resolution were Don Bacon (Nebraska), Brian Fitzpatrick (Pennsylvania), Jeff Hurd (Colorado), Kevin Kiley (California), Thomas Massie (Kentucky) and Dan Newhouse (Washington).

It’s kind of a nothing article

Like this is news?

I hoped the Kurds would just be left alone, but at least they weren’t all killed

Yes they can, you liar

Scott Bessent is a cartoon

Oh you’re right, I legit didn’t see the difference lol

Yes it is?

Thank god Kamala didn’t get in (/s for morons)

I think Russia attacks because that’s how a war works?

Was Madagascar not available to take the phone?