Besides the obvious

Nobody votes for cabinet members. Why is it useful to say so?

Pardoned.

14 miles?

This kid was on a hardcore camping hike

All hail Earth Emperor Musk

Love that 30 day warranty

Same argument about wasting 44 billion to buy twitter.

A useless website exchanged hands.

Someone still has the money, why dont they spend it on the poor?

Welcome to the club! - murica

Can fucking stupid come full circle all the wayback to brilliant?

Um, nooooooo dont own teh libs so hard!!!

He is an American citizen wether you like it or not

Seems like a big one. Maybe this time someone will react?

They also distributed camouflaged mines among the general population of another country, and the world responded with le memes about Achmed the dead terrorist.

Hide your cats!

“Feed”?

Who tf would take a phone call, ever

It works for me

See the world* for free!

*Ukraine

Fast and easy to get citizenship!

I agree.

HOWEVER…