Nuh-uh, you’re not closing the strait, I am! Neener neener!

El Taco, probably

Are the Kurds so hard up that they need to take this deal, even though like the last 5 times they got abandoned as soon as they became inconvenient?

Even if we believe El Taco about this, it’s not like any talks would have been in good faith anyway. Pretty much exactly what’s happened every single time El Taco has engaged in negotiations with Iran is that the talks were just a distraction while he got ready to fuck them over.

Wait, if he’s no longer prince, how can he still be in the line of succession?

Ro Khanna should shut the fuck up and go back to sucking Thiel’s dick.

Not to detract from your actual point, but I thought they showed that he is a pedo who wants to rape kids, but was so uncool that all the other pedos blacklisted him. Which, admittedly, is not any better.

Clearly, they should refer to it as “human trafficking” instead!

Are you seeding? Next logical step would be to help other people not give these assholes money.

(which they for some reason keep electing)

I’ve been told that this is because the population is largely completely politically apathetic, owing to a belief that they aren’t able to meaningfully affect political change. So they don’t engage, and the existing political structures basically persist on inertia, which feeds back into their belief that things can’t change. It’s finally gotten bad enough for people to start trying, but of course angry people tend to vote for racists, because racism provides an easy answer for problems.

Seriously. Remove protection and the US will lose access to all the production when the mainland invades.

The line is painted in Palestinian blood, so it’ll never be crossed so long there’s more blood available to expand it.

That was always contingent on the brass not being treasonous shitbags. The rank-and-file were always a lost cause, because they run shit like FOXNews 24/7 in the public areas.

Do we really, though? I don’t trust El Taco to remember what he’s wearing at the moment, let alone whether or not he ordered a hit.

Back in my day, the military considered groups like gangsters and white supremacists joining up and then taking that training back to their fellows a bad thing.

You mean like now?

His last onscreen role was apparently in Winter Soldier 11 years ago, so with COVID time dilation that’s perfectly understandable.

Don’t hold your breath. Remember Brexit?

So, what, is this just going to be his autobiography?

Don’t you see! This was a 20D move by Biblically Accurate Chosen One Trump to reinvigorate flagging Ukrainian morale and restore NATO unity!

…Pfft, I couldn’t even type that with a straight face.

Date rape drugs.