6 inches to the right would have saved us all.

A glimpse into the future of the USA. Only a few short months away.

Well one of the reasons putin-myass wants the country back is because it’s rich in materials for building weapons, glad they ramped up production and using the land for defense.

for a warm blanket and a Tylenol

He’s having trouble flushing all that incriminating evidence he wants more water.

So he imposed them on everyone to see who would retaliate the hardest and when China did he decided that ok got a target and doubled down even harder. He used it as bait to see who would be the most pissed. Someone please shoot him, cut off his head, hang his corpse from the torch of the statue of liberty.

Only time I will ever say this but, I hope Trump gets the love he deserves. I only wish endless love for Trump.

In the spirit of the USA, “Shots fired”

Timu: shop like a billionaire because only billionaires can afford the cheap Chinese garbage.

Must feel… good? bad? pleasurable?

Without the word idk how to vote for this comment. It’s Schrodinger’s comment.

I hope the anti weed messages are at least funny so my legally high ass has something to laugh about.

Good news: nobody needs a chimney sweep these days

Bad news: we have even more dangerous mechanical monsters that could use little hands

Florida always 1 uping itself.

Keep me updated on which countries approve its use so I can add them to my travel plans.

I said mostly. I did not say all

The problem is this mostly only works on girls. Guys willingly send dick pics.

He also reportedly told the paper that Musk had several Black friends.

The ole “I have black friends” defense. Every racist ace up the sleeve.

Well he won the war on drugs, by making eggs more valuable than cocaine.

COVID 2: DIE HARDER