minus-squareTheoWasHere@lemmy.worldtoWorld News@lemmy.world•Trump says anything less than having Greenland in the United States’ hands is ‘unacceptable’linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·18 days agoHe’s only still alive cause Satan does not want him. linkfedilink
minus-squareTheoWasHere@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump given power to rename Greenland 'Red, White and Blueland' under new bill tabled by RepublicanslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agodeleted by creator linkfedilink
He’s only still alive cause Satan does not want him.