Solving a complex geopolitical situation involving two nations at war…in 24 hours. I wonder if he was lying?

Is this one of those childless cat ladies I keep hearing about?

Here I was trying to figure out what a chocolate cow was…

As long as every terrestrial node isn’t experiencing overcast skies, it should be okay.

You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.

Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.

They should really consider switching from wildfires to some sort of renewable fire.

Ukraine will take them to make 200 kamikaze drones, in the ultimate ironic use for WW2 munitions meant for Japan.

Damn, son. You’re a masochist.

August 2009 and August 2024, but enjoy your… I don’t even know? MAGA money?

Petah, what kind of money do users who suck the dicks of oil companies like?

Elect the criminal President?

During Premier Trump’s reign, on Reddit, that picture preview always pointed the way to the most roaring political dumpster fires.

No, but they live in LA where it is still hotter than it was in Greece.

Man, it’s always felt like that to me as well. Even the little guys make no sense sometimes.

George likes his chicken spicy.

Man, you really like your steak rare.

Personally, only three, but they’re not hard for English speakers to learn. Most Americans only speak English though.

When you refer to America when typing in English, do you say États-Unis or Estados Unidos?

The US, and certainly it’s government, is not a monolith.

Impact to tourism notwithstanding, Turks and Caicos imports 75% of its goods from the US, which also supplies 99% of its petrol. They’re not putting anyone in jail for 12 years because the person accidentally had two pistol rounds in their carry-on, let alone a citizen of their biggest trade partner.

No, not that at all. What they did is unlawful in the US as well.

You’re naive if you think it won’t work.