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2 months agoFuckin’ Mall of America on our bucket list as well. There’s like two hotels on site, and I belive they’re building a Waterpark next door.
I have so many Graves to piss on, my entire retirement plan will involve extensive domestic travel.

Ol’ JD rolls up to the pearly gates.
Bible God: So, couches?
JD: You betcha! Bible God: C’mon in, my man!
Just a jizzy awful mess up there.