Probably a turf war. Don’t mess with the jews.

Oopsie Poopsie we murdered 200 kids.

Then they’ll create the 100% probability that none of their votes or incumbents will be considered.

She was discarded like a condom at Charlie Sheen’s house.

Worst Black Eyed Peas Song Ever.

Bad Trump 1984 version: “We have always been at war with SNL.”

“Truth Socials is peace. Schools is slavery. Fossil Fuels is strength.”

They’re not smart enough to do that. It’s a poor facsimile.

Some are tired.

You assume this administration won’t be the one to invade Taiwan. Crazy nonsense like that is how they keep us on our toes.

If only Hollywood Nepotism was this high stakes. Imagine? Arnold Schwarzenegger has died. Now up is his son Patrick from White Lotus who is now on a kill list!

Isn’t this the point at which you stand up and walk out of the room?

We can’t seriously put people who believe in this nonsense in charge of real world things.

Hear me out: I just want one of these for the bedroom. I want to be able to pull it out of a little drawer and then it flushes somewhere so I don’t have to get out of bed.