Better get to practicing! I hear thinking about your grandmom playing baseball has a 50/50 chance of either being helpful or very traumatic…

Also, I had a vasectomy, so would I still be able to wank away under the proposed bill? lol

Required, actually. With mandatory minimums for both frequency and duration.

And they were both telling the unvarnished truth for once. Billionaire-owned media aren’t reliable sources for news.

Not true. She could take a page from AOC’s book and inform the people of their rights and how to resist the fascist administration AND troll the fascists for their ignorant reactions.

Same difference 🤷

Hilarious, but awful. This has cursed monkey paw wish written all over it.

The proclamation has been forwarded to Google to ensure the world’s maps reflect this momentous change

😘👌😆

Reminder: this is with the score artificially inflated by not counting the legal corruption that’s already baked into the US political system on purpose.

Probably wouldn’t break 50 otherwise, BEFORE Trump.

performative at best and worryingly close to mimicking the actual bigoted actions that are taking place

You just summed up everything the Dem leadership ever does to #Resist 😮‍💨

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!

Reminds me of a line from Earthworm Jim that stuck with me: “do you mock me, spoon? I shall be your master!”

Also, The Tick

Trump dislikes it because it helps people. He HATES it because most of the people it helps are both poor and foreign.

Because of course he will! When there’s an easy choice between right and wrong, Trump will choose wrong every time.

A reminder to anyone who still believes Cenk Yugur is on our side: THIS shithead is the guy he highlighted as someone who might be open to working with left-populists 🤦

Nope. It’s DEFINITELY happening. It’s just the sort of thing that’s nearly impossible to predict the exact timeline of. It could be as soon as a year from now and it could be in fifty.

Either way, the problem is real and worsening NOW, which is the second best time to do something about it.

Nope. As I clarified in my edit, the exact timeline from the headline is usually wrong and never the point.

I’d agree if it was just the oppressive system and the power and wealth of those benefitting the most from it collapsing with no ripple effects, but the most vulnerable groups of people will take the brunt of the initial damage long before the billionaires feel it.

A shitload of innocent people are going to die from the devastation wrought by a few billionaires and the politicians they own. Even more so than today.

And the trend has only accelerated since. Especially now that the fascists are implementing Project 2025 with frantic haste.

Just like with climate change, the fact that they hardly ever get the timeframe stated in the headlines right doesn’t mean that the emergency isn’t real.

Napoleon was actually about average height for the time. The shortness thing was just British (?) war propaganda to, for lack of a less on the nose term, belittle him in the public consciousness.

Barron IS still freakishly tall, though. He should either stop doing that or become really good at basketball or volleyball.

Have an additional one