What! So you’re telling me that all the people I know who stopped smoking cigarettes and are now smoking vapes it’s bad for them? And yet they tell me it’s actually good and healthy for them? I’m totally shocked!

Make tomato’s great again!

Your royal garment my king.

They should make a Barbie doll that’s just been kicked off Medicare.

That’s an insult to pigeons.

Winnie the poo gonna lose his pot of honey.

Did god appear to Donny in his morning Big Mac?

Just 3 whole days plus 4 years and a million people.

Jimmy: “boy heaven sure is hot!” “And why am I in a hot tub of lava next to hitler and Regan?”