In about a decade Superman will be freed from his corporate shackles.

Perry White: He’s not even a has-been, he’s a never-was.

In what continuity is Krypton destroyed by a civil war?

Even then, you’ve got options.

Nah, John Stossel was using it back in the '90s to deny climate change. The term “junk science” has always been used as an excuse to ignore reality.

They’re also threatening to annex or outright invade long-term allies. You don’t want to be in a war where the people you’re fighting against are the only ones who can maintain and replace your weapons.

The true Rule 34.

Good. I was a bit worried that we’d make some concessions to end the tariffs. Once you’ve paid the Dane-geld you’ll never get rid of the Dane. We have other partners to trade with.

Optimus doesn’t wear clothes.

Eventually, Trump betrays everyone. Putin’s had his hands full the last few years with his “special military operation” and hasn’t been able to hold Trump’s leash as tightly as he did in his first term.

Remember that Trump ultimately betrays everyone. The fact that he hasn’t done it to Putin yet is unusual, but it doesn’t mean it won’t happen.

Americans are going to have to make the same choice in the next few years. I hope they don’t make the same mistake.

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Oh, the year was 1778

Do they elope?

Yes. Yes they would. That should be obvious by this point.

Just like the people who spent last year shouting that the best way to stop the Gaza genocide is to elect the guy who said he wants Israel to “finish the problem.”

I live in Toronto and, while I see Tesla cars often, I’ve never seen a cyber truck in person.

Think of the memes!

I miss the days when fake news was mostly about the exploits of Bat Boy.

If I had $9 million dollars I’d buy nine green dresses but not real green dresses, that’s cruel.