That fire was raging

“the sheriff’s department doesn’t have evidence of the guy impersonating a cop any prior time”

Kinda surprised it wasn’t that one teenager who kept pulling people over in his ford fusion

I’m always surprised to go another day where I don’t hear anyone mention the risk of this mixup with Tushy, the anal porn site, and Hello Tushy, the bidet company.

Nah, the official girl figure came first. The porn version they had on hand was a boy.