They’re allowed to use the approved greetings:

“Blessed be the fruit.” and “Under his eyes.”

“The roads must roll!”

Someone in Japan is a Heinlein fan.

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That’s running with the assumption that any North Koreans survive combat (and don’t defect) long enough to return. Which is a very generous assumption.

North Korean soldiers will have to hold seances to learn anything.

NK Captain: “Private Wan, we call to your spirit beyond the mortal realm! Tell us your wisdom!”

Private Wan: “Always look up. Because at any moment an RC helicopter with a grenade will try to land on you.”

I need a TV movie of this.

Regular people with any modicum of intellect also sure.

Jellyfin: Tower of Babel Edition

Start blasting K-Pop.

I don’t think I would be able to summon the dignity this man has in response to such a waking nightmare. I would want that boat driver’s head on a pike.

Honestly, this is the only way the secret lives up to the hype.

I don’t think Earth was ever in any danger.

The people who are outraged are not in a position of power, and the people in a position of power are incentivized/threatened to not be outraged.

I didn’t need to see roasted teenager before bed, thank you very much.

Fucking hell, is it possible to NSFW that link image?

“I’ll just put this potentiality over here with the rest of the alleged war crimes.”

Now is the winter of his discount tent.

You know someone’s crazy when they bother to draw each tooth individually.

“I shall call him Mini-Me.”

In the first ever team up between Interpol and Adobe.