Its a Toy Yoda! …oh a Toyota! Darn. Okay, it’s still good.

Let me explain Catholic religious beliefs. If you get a vagina, you’re a girl. If you get a penis, you’re a boy. If you get a big penis, you’re well endowed. If you get big boobs, you got plastic surgery. If you get a penis and big boobs, you’re the devil and must die, you’re everywhere and everyone and can hear my thoughts when I poop. Same if you have a penis but you used to have a vagina. There are various other combinations regarding clothes where you keep your penis but you tuck it away. Women who dressed as men have on occasions been heroes like Milan, but I can’t think up any at the moment. They’re mostly witches and must be burnt. Amen! Oh but if you got a penis and you like men…hmmm that’s evil. Amen again! And rich assholes are totally fine.

But according to everyone who has been to Japan, they have a weird way to be racist. Like people in Mexico… "No somos racistas!..but then “negro negrito cara de mi…” And “guero guerejo patas de conejo!” And in general there’s quite a bit of open racism that nobody questions. In Japan, you can’t go into certain restaurants or bath houses. And Japanese people tend to not marry outside of their nationality. Allegedly.

At a reasonable 3 -$5k.

And I want to be able to buy a small kei truck.

Okay… Let’s have a fun contest! Who can tell me why we have black, Hispanic, Asian and such people in the US, but other countries only have whoever lived there. Do mention slavery, railroads, trade routes and poverty. Go! I’ll give you 5 minutes!

Neither Mexico, Netherlands nor Japan have ever had a black president.

The reason is clear. The USA is better. We have all sorts of religions and cultures living together in neighborhoods. Sometimes like in Texas, those neighborhoods are silos and people do tend to stick to their own background. But 2nd gen usually intermingles and becomes part of the melting pot. Its a thing. Hopefully it never stops being a thing.

You should known that our beloved pumpkin pie is working directly with the back of the future crew to locate the actual dolorian used for the films. With the vast plutonium reserves they will send Elon back in time to the moment Putin was borne. He will the proceed to choke that sonobabich: okay let’s see this happening:

88mph.
The vehicle’s flux capacitor is activated.
The vehicle is at its maximum hyperbolic pressure MHP. That’s when the hyperbolae regarding the vehicle is at Ludicrous hypervelocity.
The tire flames are now converging into the time flux redundonator.
And he’s gone! The sonobabich did it!

OK now we switch over to the time Harper lapse camera. Let’s see Elon locate and choke baby putin. Wait a minute! Is he breast feeding putin? Holy! That is not a breast! No! The humanity! And putin is actually just Elon sucking on his own. Why didn’t we see it?!!

We must send a second dolorian back in time to stop the first dolorian!

Quote this in history books

Yeah a racist asshole killed that. It could have been good.

And we can connect a taser to his balls in case he wants to leave Earl so we can bring him Right back.
He won’t know if he’s coming our going lol.

That’s gonna be a long wait until everyone’s done with that. But OK. Just let me know when the socket is ready for jalapeño juice.

Jalapeño first.

Things to do to Putin when he’s caught:

172863. Remove internal organs.
172864. Poke one eye out and fill the hole with siracha sauce jalapeno pickle vinegar, and lemon…

Fine. I’ll call the bf department of purchases and let them know this is just a stretched truth and not a true truth.

Thanks man I love the sincerity.

Doughnuts are sweet and greasy. They are literally cooked in boiling oil.

That’s the thing about cutting trees. You cut a tree that is in your way for your own desire to see it gone. You plant a tree for future generations to enjoy. There’s no in between. We just don’t live long enough to see a tree replaced to the same glory as the one we cut.

Another cancerous item is sodium benzoate. I use it to make photos. It reacts with UV light in gelatin to cause the gelatin to harden up. That same effect is what give you cancer. Its the free radicals generated during UV exposure.

The difference between doritos and bread is merely the cooking temperature and the flavoring content… One is supposed to be cheesy and salty the other sweet and greasy/moist.