Yea if you’re willing to give FIFA money why not give USA some money too. We’re not talking about the brightest bulbs here.

Or perhaps you should read back our entire conversation and see how absolutely made up everything you have said about me has been.

Yes, I frequently voice my support for Kamala Harris and the DNC on this website. You see me doing that all the time. 👍

It’s shot entirely from the first-person perspective which is a bit uncomfortable at times, but enhances the humor as well.

Also every character is unlikeable. Which is what makes it funny.

Yep, I support everything the regime does. Like a totally normal and sane person. 👍

Yep, that all makes sense and is completely reasonable. 👍

What gave you the impression I was a genocide denier? Please be specific.

Or is it maybe possible that you’re angrily yelling at a made up person that only exists in your head?

Yep, 100%, thats what I say all the time. 👍

Yes this is all true, I very much agree. 👍

Yep, I 100% definitely said all those things. You are very reasonable and not extrapolating out of your ass at all. 👍

Thanks for all this, I needed a good laugh after work.

Are you eating 3 small meals a day?

This only happens after periods of starvation.

Mineral deodorants exist.

I have been every level of drunk possible, and I’ve never wanted to murder someone. Why would you even need a gun at a wedding?

In addition to the old people thing: a lot of people who have no experience with swimming trying to swim in unsafe bodies of water they shouldn’t be in. People stop thinking rationally when they’re too hot.

He sounds exactly like when Putin shot down that passenger plane.

Gork said it’s fine.

Hoooo boy, make sure you never buy a Ford again.

A 10 degree difference might not feel cold and comfy but it is absolutely life saving.